Thursday, December 29, 2005

How to spot fake/colored contacts

Often wonder why people wear these so obviously fake looking colored contact lenses. Surefire giveaways are:

- Glassy stare.
- Pupils never dilate or contract. It's odd when someone's eyes have the same pupil size in a dark as in a well lit place. Look at the closest cat's eyes - at night and during the day. See what I mean?
- Can see original eye color behind contact lens, when the lens shifts. This has a two-color weirdo effect.
- Eye color obviously does not match. 'Sayyy, are you wearing colored contacts?'
- Different eye colors seen when one lens falls off. This is real scary.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes, go to any nightclub. You'll see these weirdos